Martin Got a Haircut letra

Martin used to look so cool
With his hair down to his shoulders
Martin used to look so cool
With his hair down to his waist
Now he just looks like a fool
Never knew how big his ears were
He forgot the golden rule
Don't trust someone else's taste

Oh no
I hate to be the one to say
``I hate to say `I told you so' ''

Martin used to look so hip
With his hair spread all around him
Martin used to look so hip
Never needed mousse or gel
Now he just looks like a dip
Don't he know it's not the fifties
Should have never took that trip
To the barbershop from hell

Oh no
I hate to be the one to say
``I hate to say `I told you so' ''

Since Martin got a haircut
Since Martin got a haircut
Since Martin got a haircut
We don't like him no more

Martin's hair had such allure
He could wrap it round his elbows
Martin's hair had such allure
He could tuck it in his pants
Now it just looks rather poor
I don't care if it's in fashion
Should have bagged the new coiffure
Took off while he had the chance

Oh no
I hate to be the one to say
``I hate to say `I told you so' ''

Maybe it'll grow out
Maybe in a couple years
Maybe it'll grow out
Seven hundred thirty days filled with tears

Martin, why'd you get the buzz
Now you look like you're in ROTC
Martin, why'd you get the buzz
You look like someone you are not
Now your head's covered with fuzz
Like some skinhead neo-Nazi
Should have left your hair as was
I don't care if it was hot

Oh no
I hate to be the one to say
``The do you got has got to go''

Since Martin got a haircut
Since Martin got a haircut
Since Martin got a haircut
We don't like him no more

Honest Bob And The Factory-to-dealer Incentives - Letras

• 43 Reasons
• A Bullet in My Brain
• Acceptable
• After the thunderstorm
• All of the Cool Girls
• Another Person You Had Sex With
• Any Day Now
• Beautiful
• Burn
• Chair
• Cocoon
• Count The Ways
• Country Mo-fo
• Don't Look Right
• Don't Want To
• Election Day
• Entangled
• Everybody Knows
• Ex-Girlfriend
• Fine
• Flyer
• Fool No More
• Guitar
• Hale-Boop
• Hate To Love
• Head Like a Hole
• Heisenberg
• Hey
• Hey Liz
• High school crush
• Hit on you
• I Can Love You From Here
• I don't say anything
• I Don't Want to Hear About Your Crappy Boyfriend
• I Get By
• I Push Her Buttons
• I Will Deny
• I Wish I Was Dead
• I Won't Find My Wife in This Bar
• I'm A Guy
• I'm So Embarrassed
• I'm Still Around
• In the Fridge
• Just Like That
• Leopold
• Let It Go
• Long Distance Relationship
• Lottery
• Love Defined
• Lunch
• Make Myself Not Care
• Make You Laugh
• Martin Got a Haircut
• Meaningless Sex
• My Dinner with Laurie
• Not Myself Today
• Nothing New To Say
• Organism
• Over You
• Playing It Over
• Pollard Saves the Day
• Purple Yesterday
• Recycle Me
• Red Integra
• Saag Paneer
• Scapegoat
• She Likes You
• She's a terrible artist
• She's Gone
• Shrimp in Limbo
• Shut Up
• Someone Who Looks Like You
• Soy Bomb
• Sympathy
• Tapeworm Of Love
• Tatooine
• Thank You for the Letter
• That's Okay
• The Benefits of Langauge
• Think I Don't Know
• Think of Me
• This Is The Coda
• Triple Point
• Unprepared
• Vegetable
• Wake Up
• We're Both Gonna Die
• Weight in Gold
• Whatever You Know You Know You Don't
• When You Come Back
• Who I Am To You
• Without You
• Wonderful Time
• Words
• Worry About It
• You Broke My Brain
• You Don't Love Me Yet
• Your Shampoo